All Is Fair in Bro Love and #CivilWar: A Haiku Collection [SPOILERS]

All Is Fair in Bro Love and #CivilWar: A Haiku Collection [SPOILERS]

It’s a Civil War!
Someone please remind them that
they used to be friends!

Tony feels guilty,
after meeting Queen Alfre.
Can you blame the guy?

Scarlet Witch can’t help
that sometimes her powers buck.
She deserves better.

Steve, oh my goodness.
That’s not the Bucky you knew.
Please think this over.

T’CHALLA’S OUT HERE
SNATCHING ALL OF OUR SCALPS BALD.
WAKANDA FOR LIFE.

Who called on Hawkeye?
Who just DOES that, willingly?
He is just the worst.

Dora Milaje,
if y’all don’t get your own film,
I’ll goddamn riot.

This film almost made
me forget that I can’t stand
Anthony Mackie.

Marvel finally
figured out how to portray
Lil’ Peter Parker.

It would be so great
if the Avengers would add
women of color.

T’challa is rich.
My God. He is super rich.
That’s phenomenal.

“What’s your suit made of?”
“Your friend might have killed my dad.
Now is not the time.”

Ain’t no explosion
in this world will ever muss
up Natasha’s hair.

“Oh, wow! Hey, you guys!
I’m just happy to be here!”
Paul Rudd’s all of us.

Steve sent Tony Stark,
the tech king, a damn flip phone.
That’s shade. Don’t @ me.

Black Widow makes all
hand-to-hand combat look like
a walk in the park.

I sincerely hope,
Bucky is able to find
some semblance of peace.

Here’s a great story,
Of how sometimes there’s no win.
Just consequences.

Now it’s time for an
A-Force film directed by
Ava DuVernay.

Rhodes has brand new legs!
Now I just want him to have
a much bigger part.

#TeamIronMan and
#TeamCap ain’t got nothin’ on
#TeamBlackPanther, bitch.

Shannon

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